Irene [looking at Seulgi]: What an angle..
Wendy: I think you mean angel?
Irene: I was talking about her jawline, but damn, you’re right too.


Irene: So … who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know. 

Seulgi: *inhale*… I did it. I broke it-

Irene: No, no you didn’t. Yeri?

Yeri: Don’t look at me! Look at Wendy!

Wendy: What?! I didn’t break it! 

Yeri: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken? 

Wendy: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Yeri: Suspicious.

Wendy: No it’s not! 

Wendy: *sighs*… Well, if it matters … probably not. Joy was the last one to use it.

Joy: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Wendy: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Joy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Wendy!

Seulgi: Okay, let’s not fight … I broke it. Let me pay for it, Unnie. 

Irene: NO! Who broke it?

Yeri: … *whispers* Unnie, Haetnim’s been awfully quiet this whole time-


Haetnim: WOOF?! 

(sounds of yelling and barking ensues)

(camera pans to Irene)

Irene: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict that ten minutes from now they’ll be at each others throats with war paints on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here. 


[on the phone]

Irene: I just got home, where are you guys?

Yeri: The hospital.

Irene: Why? What happened?!

Yeri: Seulgi swallowed a watermelon seed.

Irene: So? It’s not like it’s gonna grow a watermelon in her stomach.


Yeri: We’ll be home in 10 minutes.


Seulgi: i like to think my brain is just a tiny little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions in a big big cauldron 🙂
Yeri: Well then she needs to read a fucking recipe this bitch is just making a MESS.


Wendy [holding the door]: After you.

Yeri: No thanks. I never let anyone walk behind me. 7/10 attacks are from the back.

Wendy: Still leaves a 30% chance that I’ll attack you from the front.

Yeri: Yeah but it’d be easier to stop. I could always bl—

Wendy: [slaps her]

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